minietree:

It’s a wonder you people have survived this long.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

gayvvitchcraft:

teacher: tell the class a bit about yourself

me:

addelburgh:

farewell

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

I’m pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong. I’m a fuck up.

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours